Q: Is Shitmilk for real a pedo?
A: No. Kill yourself.
Q: Is Shitmilk a Nazi?
A: Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boi?
Q: Why is everyone in The Creamery so self-hating?
A: I dunno, ask them.
Q: Did Shitmilk actually get fedded?
A: No. I made that story up for shits and giggles. I’m an idiot, not a retard.
Q: Why does Shitmilk hate the internet?
A: Why shouldn’t I hate the internet? Really though, the internet is filled with AI-slop and (((JOO))) propaganda (especially Netanyahugram, Israelcord, and JewTok). I don’t claim that negative energy—never have, never will.
Q: How long was The Creamery in development for?
A: About 4 months because 1) procrastination, and 2) ADHD.
Q: Can you teach me how to set up a Matrix server?
A: Sure, why not.
Q: What is The Creamery’s origin?
A: Read the About section, tard nugget. On a more serious note, Matrix allows for more liberties than Israelcord.
Q: How much dick could a woodchuck suck if a woodchuck could suck dick?
A: He would suck, he would, as much as he could, and suck as much dick as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could suck dick.