Q: Is Shitmilk for real a pedo?
A: No.
Q: Is Shitmilk a Nazi?
A: I’m a Nazi, but not a Hitlerist.
Q: Why is everyone in The Creamery so self-hating?
A: Constant culture and race wars within the old 4cord Discord server.
Q: Did Shitmilk actually get fedded?
A: No. I made that story up for shits and giggles. I’m an idiot, not a retard.
Q: Why does Shitmilk hate the internet?
A: Why shouldn’t I hate the internet? Really though, the internet is filled with AI slop and (((JOO))) propaganda. Also, I wanted Discord without having to beg Discord for permission to do shit.
Q: What is the lore behind the branding?
A: There is a story. I’m not telling you the story.
Q: Can I use The Creamery’s services?
A: Depends. You can sign up for the blog, Forgejo, Pixelfed, Sharkey and Lemmy. As for Jellyfin, I’d have to manually make you a profile.
Q: Can I sign-up for your homeserver?
A: In the future, maybe.
Q: Why can’t I call on your server?
A: It should work. Unfortunately, Element has decided that my server configuration is not enough to satisfy its blood sacrifice requirements. Try another client and/or wait until I stop fighting with MatrixRTC. I’ll set up Jitsi at some point.
Q: Is The Creamery actually reliable?
A: Define “reliable.” It’s maintained by one person (since no one else wanted to volunteer), so there will inevitably be downtime when I fuck something up. I try to keep things running smoothly, but this isn’t Amazon Web Services.
Q: Can I break something?
A: Please don’t. I have enough problems as it is. If you find an actual security vulnerability, tell me instead of trying to become Batman.
Q: What was the point of making The Creamery?
A: I don’t like mainstream social media, because clinical retardation is at an all-time high and media literacy is at an all-time low. Then I realized I could curate my own online experience.
Q: What if one or more of your services go down permanently?
A: Shit happens. I have XMPP/Jabber, Telegram, and Rizon, which you can find in the Contact section. You can keep in touch with me there, whether it be a simple “hi” or a complaint about any of The Creamery’s services.